honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.
Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
Want me to break into the CIA next?
I don't even think you should attempt to...
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
when you meet someone with the same kinks as you
is it weird i’m mad that 10 year olds are going to see monsters university and when finding dory comes out they will go see that too like you are not allowed that is our childhood not yours stop it!!!
This sums up my life pretty well
the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something