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Your gender is homestuck

solluxismsnowaifu:

Your preferred pronouns are “you,” “your,” and “yourself.”

You have a variety of INTERESTS. Chief among these is the webcomic HOMESTUCK. You also enjoy fanart, fanfic, and TROLLS. You really love trolls. Canon trolls, fantrolls, canon fantrollsyou name it (and it’s a troll), you love it. You also enjoy cosplay and shipping. But mostly trolls.

Wait, this was about your gender. Let’s try again.

Your gender is… yeah, it’s probably just troll.

5 hours ago with 22,402 notes
#omg

srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

5 hours ago with 613,554 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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5 hours ago with 30,428 notes

cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

5 hours ago with 6,701 notes

therevtimes:

No. 169 - “Fedora Enlightenment” 

The guys gets some unwanted advice on the art of women while at the bookstore. This is certainly a No Fedora/Brony Flex Zone indeed.

5 hours ago with 436,691 notes

reblog if you’re single as fuck

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boongish:

I find it kind of funnystuck. I find it kind of sadstuck. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I ever hadstuck

5 hours ago with 5,461 notes

fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining 

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puddlejumpingchampion:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

funnywildlife:

cognitivedissonance:

clubpunk:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

5 hours ago with 23,969 notes

wariu:

Je t’anime

5 hours ago with 27,131 notes
Pompeii | Bastille/20 piece string orchestra

hereticnarrative:

Pompeii (Cinematic Version) - Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x)

HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

5 hours ago with 165,818 notes

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

Words I’m now using non-ironically: