Your gender is homestuck
Your preferred pronouns are “you,” “your,” and “yourself.”
You have a variety of INTERESTS. Chief among these is the webcomic HOMESTUCK. You also enjoy fanart, fanfic, and TROLLS. You really love trolls. Canon trolls, fantrolls, canon fantrolls—you name it (and it’s a troll), you love it. You also enjoy cosplay and shipping. But mostly trolls.
Wait, this was about your gender. Let’s try again.
Your gender is… yeah, it’s probably just troll.
I’m grown but I’m not grown grown
Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.
soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy
No. 169 - “Fedora Enlightenment”
The guys gets some unwanted advice on the art of women while at the bookstore. This is certainly a No Fedora/Brony Flex Zone indeed.
I find it kind of funnystuck. I find it kind of sadstuck. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I ever hadstuck
i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg
Your cute cat of the day
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
What a smart, sweet kitty!
Pompeii | Bastille/20 piece string orchestra
Pompeii (Cinematic Version)
- Bastille (accompanied by a twenty-piece string orchestra) (x
HIS VOICE. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
Words I started using ironically:
- bro / bruh
Words I’m now using non-ironically: