5 hours ago with 454,695 notes

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

5 hours ago with 191,218 notes

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

5 hours ago with 48,134 notes

danverskate:

marvel studios is going through a moment where they could literally pick any character and make a successful movie if they wanted to. for fucks sake they made one about a team that not even most marvel comics fans really cared about, when no one was asking for a movie about them, a team that features a talking tree and a talking raccoon, and it had the fucking biggest box office of the year so far. stop giving me those weak ass excuses for the lack of female led movies

5 hours ago with 25,469 notes

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

5 hours ago with 43,345 notes
#omggg
5 hours ago with 95,562 notes
#GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP

henrrywinter:

entelecheia — in the philosophy of Aristotle, the condition of a thing whose essence is fully realized [x]

 (notbecauseofvictories)

5 hours ago with 38,217 notes

gr0sse:

gr0sse:

when u find old accounts from your early internet days

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but when u find ur friends old accounts

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5 hours ago with 14,822 notes

dacergirl369:

An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

5 hours ago with 85,274 notes

messier51:

nonbinaryanders:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

messier51

woaaaaaah

5 hours ago with 4,156 notes

kawaiininjarosa:

When you and your friend are in love with the same character:

It’s either like this:

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Or this:

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5 hours ago with 74,986 notes

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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5 hours ago with 250,519 notes

dcgcharlie:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

Wii wii

5 hours ago with 209,966 notes

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBA
REMEMBER
WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

5 hours ago with 147,414 notes
#WTFF
#omg

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

5 hours ago with 240,196 notes

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs